This is agent Nicerack.
I've just uncovered a plot by the No Quarter guild to raid the Ministry of Silly hats in an attempt to woo the ladies of Dark Rayn's Renegades. I think the french should blockade the ministry, sink the pirate fleet and then do their own panty raid on Dark Rayn's Renegades.
If you need to reach me you know the appropriate channels.
The Pirate who actually spies on other pirates for the french